1. Do you know how to french braid? I understand in theory. But I've never actually done it.
2. Two guys are walking down the street. One drops his hat and reaches down to pick it up, the other kicks him in the ass. Do you laugh? Probably. :D
3. You wake up one morning and dogs are meowing and cats are meowing - what are fish, elephants and crocodiles doing? Meowing, of course.
4. You are going to your high school reunion. What award are you going to win? None. I'll be hiding in the back since I was never sure I should go in the first place.
5. You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. Soon you find a laptop with a lifelong battery & internet connection, then you find a cave with an endless supply of food and a spring of fresh water. A cruise ship comes along to save you - do you get on it? Since it's a cruise ship, maybe.
6. How many shortcuts do you have on your desktop? A lot.
7. I offer you a pie... the most delicious pie you have ever seen. You either have to eat the entire thing in one sitting or allow me to slam it into your face, which do you choose? Lately, I'd probably eat it.
8. Are you a pen stealer? Nah. I usually like the pen I already have better.
9. A dude from China comes up and offers you german chocolate cake, french fries and a boston cream pie... what color is your car? Red.
10. Sometimes you just have to tap your foot to your favorite song - which tv series season finale are you watching? None of em.
Have a great day. Or not. See you next Thursday.