I swear, if the fecking roller coaster that my life has been today doesn't slow the heck down, my head is going to explode!!!
My new boots came! We need a new furnace! My free candles came! My friend's breast cancer has spread again! I'm going (then not going, then going, now who knows?) out for dinner! A different friend is moving to India!
Even I would rather go bury my head in the sand that wait for the exciting conclusion of today.