Ostrich Planters!!I usually try and give a direct link to make shopping easy, but there are so many of these adorable ostrich planters available! Google it - maybe they're available local to you (cuz I'd imagine shipping to be a challenge!).
I think the first ad I saw was with the picture on the right, but it just showed succulents. I wanted to share the other picture (even though they're a little harder to see) because it shows them with plants more similar to those I put out in our yard each spring.
Hopefully there's some excellent trick to keep them from face planting. The ostriches are so gorgeous, and I also like that they'll give a whole new 'level' to my gardening - between my hanging baskets and my stuff planted in the ground.