I am so not up for my birthday this weekend. I feel very old. And then (to make matters worse), when I went to the bar with my young college friends last weekend and asked for my birthday drinks (since da man and I have a ton of family stuff to do next weekend), they asked if I was H's mom. Yeah, they called me a MILF at the same time, but c'mon. H is only 9 years younger than me. I still feel like a huge, old dork. Remind me to think twice before hanging out at the bar again. I'm obviously too old for this crap.