Monday Crazy Questions

1.The aliens have landed...they have invited you in for dinner....what do you think they are up to? Honestly, if they've invited ME for dinner, I think they're pretty bored. And depending on if they gave me any notice, I probably wouldn't be able to join them anyway, unless I already had a sitter lined up...

2. Remember that 20 dollar bill you found on the ground a few memes ago?? Ok you picked it up and someone comes to and says..hey that's mine...what do you say? Oh my goodness! Here you go - hold on to that a little more tightly!

3. you got offered a part in a movie... they will pay an enormous amount of money....but you have to play the town she slut/he slut.. do you play the part or do you refuse to compromise your values? Values don't buy me new shoes ;) It's just a movie - I'd probably go along and not even give it much thought.

4. Do you have a name for your private parts? Not really. Just 'bits.' Nice and generic.

5. You are driving north on Hell avenue and can only turn west on to hell Terrace. There is a car coming toward you on Hell avenue also, which also can only turn west onto Hell terrace. what does this prove?? I don't think it proves anything...I go where my GPS tells me, or I'm probably lost.

6. Where is the strangest place you ever did the deed? "That would be in the butt, Bob." Sorry. That's all I can ever think of when I hear that question. I think it was a quote from an old Newlyweds show?

7. Have you ever been caught doing the nasty...who caught you and where were you? I don't think so...

8. What can put you in the rottenest mood ever? Huh. This is the toughest question today. I don't get in rotten moods too often, I don't think. I'd have to go with hormones. PMS gives me the rottenest moods I ever have.