06 November 2008

Pants

I never claimed to be into fashion. At all. But I've never even heard of a tactical pant. It sounds to me like you need some sort of strategy to dress in them. On further research, some of the features listed on their website look quite useful, though. For instance:
  • Ten Pockets! - who doesn't love pockets? Where else do you go to find enough change for a bottle of Cherry Coke!
  • Diamond Gusset Crotch - this sounds pretty valuable. Maybe like something a stripper would need...
  • Cargo Pockets with Organization System - seriously, folks. Pockets with their own organization system?? I can't seem to get my closets organized, but maybe if I start with something small, like my pockets.
  • Two D-Rings Per Cargo Pocket - with a spare key on each one, I may never be locked out of my car again!
  • Double Seat - my husband needs this. He's forever wearing out the butt of his pants where the corner of his wallet pokes at them.

6 comments:

B Boys Mom said...

With these pants you would not need to carry a diaper bag you could put all the stuff in the pockets.

siteseer said...

you are too funny. What size do you want for Christmas?

Felicia said...

LOL! These are hysterical!

Elizabeth Channel said...

OK, these pants are too complicated for me! They are stressing me out!

Unkempt Mommy said...

Hee hee hee.... you are making me giggle :)

Michelle said...

You are just tooo.. funny. Great post. Thanks for the laugh.