So I had the wierdest dream ever the other night. I had a baby, but she had no feet. No biggie. I decided that would be okay - we were just so happy to have a baby :) Of course, because she had no feet, she had chronic horrible diarrhea. Everyone knows how vital the feet are to digestion, right?
So, I decided to introduce our human baby with no feet to a couple of the fish she'd be in the tank with, to make sure they were nice to her. Unfortunately, they kept pecking her with their beaks. I woke up just after I started yelling for help protecting our footless baby from the beaked fish who were trying to peck her to death.
Yeah. Whatever I ate before I went to sleep that night, I'm guessing I should avoid.