Pah. Sure no one would lie to me. I've actually had internet access here in my home since two days ago. If you've got a calendar handy, you'll see that two days ago was not last Friday. Yes, it was even a few days longer than I thought without Texas Holdem Poker or Texas Holdem. Bastards.
Work, at least, is still fabulous. I'm trying to help another friend get in with Quicken now. It's such a great, positive place to be, I'd refer friends and family even if I didn't get a bonus for it.