I found a plan. I can move to New Jersey and be a goat farmer. According to this article, it’s something that’s really needed. Yes, folks, someone researched the need for goats, dictated said research to their secretary, who forwarded it on to the proper parties. Then, someone actually proof read and published this information. Someone really thought we needed to know. And since I've considered moving to New Jersey, maybe this really is valuable information. Maybe.